tips for cruising

CRUISE DESTINATION – honestly it didn’t matter because we were off the boat for only a couple hours and it was the suckiest hours of the whole trip. I went off the boat, paid $5 for this photo, got sick, and went back on the boat to power nap.

AUSTRALIANS – they’re everywhere when it comes to vacations. they party hard. they drink their larger than life fosters cans.

DANCING – do it. no one is really watching. do whatever you want.

BOOZE – smuggle booze in wine bottles

FOOD – the food on CARNIVAL is bad. except for chicken fingers. only eat chicken fingers

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