tips for cruising

CRUISE DESTINATION – honestly it didn’t matter because we were off the boat for only a couple hours and it was the suckiest hours of the whole trip. I went off the boat, paid $5 for this photo, got sick, and went back on the boat to power nap.

AUSTRALIANS – they’re everywhere when it comes to vacations. they party hard. they drink their larger than life fosters cans.

DANCING – do it. no one is really watching. do whatever you want.

BOOZE – smuggle booze in wine bottles

FOOD – the food on CARNIVAL is bad. except for chicken fingers. only eat chicken fingers

Another cruise… weezer cruise

cruises, under normal circumstances, sound really unappealing… when you throw a couple of bands into the mix, it does sweeten the deal – which is why we went on our 2nd music cruise: weezer cruise!  I had fun. TOO MUCH fun. completely lost my voice and was pretty much useless my first week back at work.

intimate moments money can’t buy… i mean money can buy…. rivers reading pinkerton diaries

Rivers dry sliding